I had a large number of scarey dates
with weirdos. The guys seem nice
on phone and email then when you
meet some they are opposite.

I once met up with a surgeon in
Leicester square and he was nothing
like the pic. When he saw me he
said your mine and his clamy hand
grabbed my hand and he said lets
walk. I asked him not to hold my
hand as it was quite tight and he
didnt :-/ want to, eventually he did
and we walked to Trafalgar square
and I was thinking of getting a way to
escape from him and then he got me
into a corner and tried to kiss me I
ducked under his arm and ran like
fuck.
Good old shaadi.com (NOT)

ooh...this brings back a memory or two, but i dont think theyre fit for a family site such as this.

I think I remember that one Pravaah..... ;-)

Smiler matey, that was awful!!!!

Man, I remember this one time where a mate hooked up a blind date.

I was sat there in my car, waiting to pick her up, then suddenly saw her walking up to me.....immediately I recognised her from a party the previous year (not in a good way....) and as she walked up to the car, I thought oh shit, I knew I shouldnt have text flirted with a girl before meeting her....

I swear, never thought so many thoughts in my mind so quick;

Mind: "Just drive off...."
Conscience: "You cant, thats rude."

Mind: "She doesnt know what you look like dude, just drive off..."
Conscience: "Thats bad, I shouldnt do that to someone. Karma etc"

Conscience: "Oh shit this is really gonna happen.....I was just bein nice?! Im so sorry dude"

And as I switched the motor on, put the car in gear, was about to drive off.....she makes it to the car and jumps in.

What followed, was the most harrowing date ever. She switched accents from a typical southern accent, to what I can only describe as a Mumbai accent. How, why, I wondered and questioned, her only reply, "I find the Indian accent Sehk-see"......

After a painful conversation dominated by her love of wanting to get to know her roots (yep she did classic dance moves in a bar....the lot).

FINALLY one of the mates I texted from under the table on the quiet, phoned me with the EMERGENCY call; which is the fail safe mechanism for a dodgy date, text emergency to a mate, they call and tell you your family is in danger, something's happened, you need to get home etc.

You think the date was hard, imagine the goodnight kiss at the end of it.....

lol...thats funny!! I have used the
emergency call one before as well.
The guy said he was 5'11'' and I said
ok that's a good height me being 5'6''.
We met up outside the train station
and he was the same height and
nothing like the pic again. He had a
limp in his walk and when I looked
down he had a problem were one leg
was longer then the otherand one
heel was longer...bless him though.

But I still went for a drink with him
and he was one of those gangsta
style hand movements and
behaviour which just put me off him
completely. Then when the drink
came to the table he also had a
problem with putting the bottle on the
table he didnt know the distance
maybe he was dyspraxic as well.

Well I had to phone a friend to say
phone me and ask for me to come
see him quickly and went to the
ladies in the celler of the bar and
luckily got signal. He phone and I left
the guy saying my friend was in
Emergency and I gotta go!

Don't get me wrong I have also been
on dates with other guys. My friends
call me a serial dater..well I was....lol

But some of them took me to a
resturant in central London and one
paid for 2 course meal in covent
garden £70.00. I offered to pay half
and because I was into art and
design and did life drawing at uni he
requested the waiter to bring me a
pencil and paper and I sketched him
and gave it to him and we never met
up again

I know what you mean, dont worry lol. That limp rude boy story had me in stitches!!

Ive got the emergency thing down to a T now, TEXT. i have it on standby just in case the date's going wierd.

The 1 time though, I met a girl who turned out to a lil munchkin, as opposed to what she led me to believe ("oh iv done catwalk modelling"....for what? Armani Midgets?!) so i thought ok, lets see if the personality makes up for the height. We sat down in a restaurant, and as i made a joke she laughed so hard, she farted. But in the spirit of the day, i kinda overlooked.

It's when she started asking me dodgy questions (how many houses i own, how much do i earn, have i invested in anything) that i heard Kanye West singing in the background..."gold digga!" i kinda thought, "you dont lie about your height, fart & then ask these personal questions!?

Serial dating aint easy...

I met up with a guy once and he was
really nice but a bit of a girl in regards
to London being big and loads of
people around him which was funny
again he was from a place near
Coventry cant remember but we
went to a resturant he paid and then
to a night club he paid again and
baught me a rose then we were
heading upto Oxford street and he
stopped a rickshaw and she had a
kiss on the back.

We decided to meet up again the
next day and he came in his car
picked me up decided to go for a
proper Indian meal in a curry house
in the west end did it again. He was
dropping me off at the station and
trying to find a stop which I didnt
have to change line. He told me to
pull out a map book from his hand
compartment and I found Cocaine
and had a little kiss and said bye
bye...never met him again but he
was very funny in general but a bit
too soft was looking a real man ;-)

See thats cruel...it might've been his mates gear?! lol

See, I couldnt give a sympathy snog at the end of an unsuccesful date, thats like a lead on (I think?....)

Honesty hurts too. Once there was a girl who I realised half way into our date that I wasn't on it, so I thought "honesty is the best policy", so I told her how I thought we'd be better off as friends.

She basically spent the rest of the date in sucha strop, then finally when I dropped her off home, she put on a dramatic bollywood performance, "we can make this work!" i was already looking for the ejector seat but sadly my car didnt have one....

It wasn't a sympothy kiss it was
because I liked him and thought he was
very funny. the coke ruined it for me

Thats what happened to me as well
once i met a guy once and the
camera always seems to lie for me.
Same thing again looks wise and we
didnt have much in common and
there were a few quite moments in
between. He told me he really liked
me and I was sitting thinking to
myself "Will I tell him no your not my
type?" as he said he wanted to take
me out for a meal. I decided to be
honest and told him that it was not
gonna lead anywhere and didnt want
to waste time going for a meal. But
he insisted I go with him. I said
ok...anything beats have to go and
cook at my flat so he baught me a
meal and tried to say lets meet up
again and I said I said its not gonna
work out.

Well we were both gonna go to the
same train station and we walked
together and up the stairs but we
were going on different trains, his
came before mine and he slipped a
piece of paper into my hand and said
not to open til the train doors closed
and train departed. I read it and he
was saying how he really liked me
and wanting to meet me again.

A month passed by and I deleted his
number when the train departed but
he had mine. He asked if I found
anyone I had to bulls**t to him and
said yes. He then called me back
again 3 months later asked the same
question it was like he was stalking
me and said yes Im still with the
same guy. Then he started talking
dirty on the phone to me and in the
end told him to stop calling me and
got it confirmed by a male friend
calling him as well.... I seem to be a
weirdo magnet :-/

That happens, some people are persistent, sometimes it pays off, sometimes it gets you nicked...?

My mates a model and he met a girl on Fbook, then he discovered the girl goes to his gym. They got chattin, exchanged numbers, but before they got a chance to date, he realised she was 2sandwiches short of a picnic. Hence, he explained he wasn't on it, but she became psycho to the next level! Started sending him dodgy naughty pix, followed him home from the gym, non stop phoning and texting. He just couldnt succesfully lock her off. He ended up getting her nicked eventually poor lad.

I remember hearing 1 of her voicemails on his phn. It was a strange mixture of twisted comedic desperation....

guys you've brightened up my late afternoon! I'm so ill but reading these dates has made me laugh!

Rajaji how are you me dear? x

Hey Raniji! Hows you been? x

If you're both single why don't you go on a date with each other?
I mean that might actually make this post a little bit interesting lol. You could also test your weirdo magnet theory smiler ;-)

Okkie Dokkie!, right Raja A/S/L please?

Do you ever notice when on a date,
they always say have you met
anyone else of the website? I
always get told that and end up
saying yep I have met loads of
weirdos? When it doesnt work out
then they must automatically say
they must have fell into the weirdo
category!

A male i met once was talking about
one of his dates saying that she was
very fair "don't know why they got
that in the site though" but when he
reached the bar he expected to be
able to see her instantly but he
couldnt until he looked into the corner
couldnt make out the face but just
saw these white teeth smiling at
him...lol

He is a bit of a bullshitter though

What you trying to say B2B? That IM a wierdo? Moi? Me? Mein?

Im totally offended now. If I wasn't a 4ft tall, dark, heavy moustached wierdo, Id almost cry at this indecent offence....

;-)

(Luv ya really B2B, mwah!)

See thing is, if they said they met some really top people via sites, they come across as serial daters of the v promiscuous kind.....dont wanna appear that now on the 1st date would they lol! Hence, yep lots, but all wierdos....(much safer)

I have noticed that the hotter dates tend to down play their looks whilst vice versa for the others. Thats why blind dates, or pic based 1st dates always have potential to go so wroooong! (thought I know of 'some' really good successes...)

Thats what I do when I dont like a
guy who seems to like me but is a no
no! I play down and sit in a bad
posture, talk so casually as if they
are a just a friend including the odd
swear word.

I met up with a guy from a speed
dating event and he said to meet up
again at the history museum, 'not the
first kind of place I would have said
to go to' but met up with him. He said
I had saw the world now and am
looking someone to settle in with an
who likes to watch TV and a drink of
wine. I asked where have you been
and he said US and canada and I
was expecting more countries but
nope...I just laughed to myself and
when we were strolling in the musem
it got so boring him looking at art
which I was'nt into and thought to
myself this is the sort of place he
belongs to, so boring, ancient and no
fun at all, so we came out and he
said I dont think its gonna work out I
just smiled and said to myself thank
fuck this is were his ancestors must
be and said to him I feel the same.

Raja

What you trying to say B2B? That IM
a wierdo? Moi? Me? Mein?

Im totally offended now. If I wasn't a
4ft tall, dark, heavy moustached
wierdo, Id almost cry at this indecent
offence....

;-)

(Luv ya really B2B, mwah!)

Hmmm you sound much better then
all the other dates I been on....lets
me up I bet your a bit of a looker
withe that moutash mmmmm

I must say when I was on
shaadi.com there were quite a few
Raj's contacted me and at one point I
had 11 guys on the go in chatting on
the phone and always got confused
who was who so on the mobile I had
Raj 1 Raj 2 Raj3

Funny but so confusing and my male
friend said I was a floozy and I
laughed and said looks who's talking
you man slut!

I do that too, the make it casual if there's no interest thing. But one thing I found is, if you get too casual, they get the wrong idea.....

Im sick of so many Raj's out there...almost all the girls I know end up callin me Raj. It's a title for God's sake, not a name!!!!! lol

ps my lambee rajasthani moooch is a legend. My large pot belly falls just above my knees. I kinda like it. Makes me look like a minaiture desi father xmas, but with a loooong moustache instead of the beard....Muhahhahha!

Raja - I didn't think you'd get that. But yes, that is what I was inferring. Guilty as charged!
Not that being a weirdo is anything bad, you're just 'special' obviously lol.

Smiler - your post about the museum made me cringe. Just the other day I was telling a dear friend that he had got it wrong about Asian girls. Not all of them fail to appreciate Art and History. He's decided to go further afield and date English girls now...I guess sometimes the saying 'one man's rubbish is another man's gold' (or however the proverb goes) just holds true.

I have a tache, I dont see anything wrong with that

Poca, you got a tache? I like...

Now if you have a pot belly like me too, then we're a match made in Haveli! Lol

Bride2be I do like art, but everyone
obivously has their own taste. We
were looking an Egypt Mummys yes
they were interesting but not
everything attracts everyone. I
preferer the science museum, so I
may be like an antque to people as
well. I am a designer myself but my
favourite artists eg David Lachapelle,
Roy Litchenstein, Gilbert and George
may not necessarily be your type of
art.....sorry just had to say

Man, u know your art Smiler!!!

One of my favourite artists of the comedic era is Dave Chapelle...erm...yeh... ;-)

Raja, you trying to be funny and tell me
David Lachapelle is not an artist....cuz
he doesnt paint on canvas?

Whoa slow down, didnt mention the artist Lachapelle, i mentioned the Comedian Dave Chapelle, he's got his own Tv comedy show. Google it dude...!

oh the comic brilliance of this thread is priceless.

You can almost smell the chips on certain peoples shoulders here...

Im still wondering how Dave Chapelle became Lapachelle...

Honest!

Im still wondering how Dave Chapelle became Lapachelle...

Honest!

ok, ok man am dyslexic, not
embarrased to admit it either :o)

Poco - what type of mustache is it ?

http://www.atomike-studio.com/images/upload/20070416095615-marionew.jpg

Raja - I saw what you did there - not many people know Dave Chapelle, he's not that big over here as he is over in the States, that's probably why the joke fell a little flat. 9/10 for effort though bruv.

So have you two decided to hook up for a date as mentioned by someone on here before?

Well guys Raja and I have arranged to
meet up next week....he emailed his pic
and yeah man he is FIT!
so we shall let you know how it goes :o)

Thanks Guapa, i can but try bro...

Smiler, thanks for the compliment. At last, i have found my soul mate who looks past my lambee mooch, 4ft height, bald head, pot belly and Amrish Puri smile.

Hell I should be an Asiana Eligible Bachelor! They dont have Height restrictions do they?

No but they may have age restrictions lol. You know once you're over a certain age you're no longer Eligible! You're more of a bachelor in waiting for love, or whatever it is you're looking for. But sounds like you and smiler may just be kindred spirits.

Another AiM couple. What bliss. ;-)

Raja, I indeed have that pot belly but alas, seems like you are already snapped up.

Guapa, its a handle bar. I am thinking of changing the style though, any suggestions?

Handle bar?!.....

Smiler, i'm being tempted by Poca here, I have a thing for handle bar mooches..... so you have better that somehow now! lol

B2B whats wrong with my age? Being 73 is a blessing. Almost 3 quraters of a century innings babe ;-)

You have turned out to be a bit of a tart, Raja so I will gracefully pull out of this merry-go-round thats your love life!

Thats it, when a kuri has lots of interest, shes 'cool'. But when a 4ft fat midget like me gets any attention, then he's a Tart!? Its time my brothers awoke, burnt their CK boxers in my new revolution, that is Midget Masculinism!

Raja says he likes my pics as well said
he always fancied Pat Butcher with
droopy t*ts and I am just the same
height as him so now he has something
else to give him the ride of his life he has
decided to ditch handle bars of
teletubbie lala's scooter and Calls me is
Harley Davis

Im impressed... ;-)

Us midgets need to show these 'real' people how its done.

You picked the right bike! I like Harleys, always wanted one! So Pat Butcher, how you gonna harley my davidson? ;-p

Pocca - I think the word slut comes to mind lol, tarts are everywhere but sluts are generally in short supply ;-)

And what's with all the digs at short people...its the proportions that have got to be right, in all (coughs) departments lol

'You picked the right bike! I like
Harleys, always wanted one! So Pat
Butcher, how you gonna harley my
davidson? ;-p
'
Babes as I always do with loads of
lubricant, I massage you good
everywhere which make lubricant
you may say which I have been
named after it, Its...GTX, slogan "A
machine of many talents"

friday the 13th..

...and yet another statistic to add to the title of this thread.

Shekhs pravaah! Where u been?! The computer issue sorted now? :-D

Smiler thats a very interesting slogan, especially from an Eastender! Tell me more... ;-)

ive been busy in the studio - as always- as well as trying to catch up with a load of admin i couldnt do in internet cafe's..

Shekhs pravaah! Where u been?! The computer issue sorted now? :-D

Smiler thats a very interesting slogan, especially from an Eastender! Tell me more... ;-)

I swear either my PC's messed up or this site is with the double messages lol

Hows the studio stuff going bro?

i just got an other dvd back from the states with my stuff in it, which is erm...nice ;-D

mtv never send me showreels, but then im just an ordinary country boy i suppose... (irony warning).

Damn, thats really cool pravaah! You gotta show me some of your stuff :-)

ill comp together a dvd showreel for you when i can be a) arsed and b) theres actually more showreels for me to plunder from.

Its like this praavah...the music gets used in steveo or my 16 year old daughter is a spoilt bitch or whatever, and i get notified. But actually seeing where it gets used..id have to buy every channel going, and sit there doing nothing else, hence i do ask for showreels sometimes, and they do send them when they can be arsed.

OMG!!! im loving this!!
iv not been on here for over a year.. i wonder if anyone remembers me?LOL

Oi Najo!!!

ayeeeeeeeeeeee lol